Jokes
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderwear
What do kids play when their mom is using the phone?
Bored games
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilANTe!
Why are snails slow?
Because they’re carrying a house on their back.
What’s the smartest insect?
A spelling bee!
What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip
How does the ocean say hi?
It waves!
What do you call a couple of chimpanzees sharing an Amazon account?
PRIME-mates
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed
Why did the soccer player take so long to eat dinner?
Because he thought he couldn’t use his hands
Source of the jokes: https://parade.com/1287449/marynliles/short-jokes/
Premier League 2025-26
| Club | MP | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  Liverpool |
6 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 12 | 7 | 5 | 15 |
| 2 |  Arsenal |
6 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 12 | 3 | 9 | 13 |
| 3 | 
Crystal Palace |
6 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 8 | 3 | 5 | 12 |
| 4 |  Tottenham |
6 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 11 | 4 | 7 | 11 |
| 5 |  Sunderland |
6 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 11 |
| 6 |  Bournemouth
|
6 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 11 |
| 7 |  Man City |
6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 14 | 6 | 8 | 10 |
| 8 |  Chelsea |
6 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 8 |
| 9 |  Everton |
6 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 8 |
| 10 |  Brighton |
6 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 8 |
| 11 |  Fulham |
6 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 7 | 8 | -1 | 8 |
| 12 |  Leeds
United |
6 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 6 | 9 | -3 | 8 |
| 13 |  Brentford |
6 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 9 | 11 | -2 | 7 |
| 14 |  Man United
|
6 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 7 | 11 | -4 | 7 |
| 15 |  Newcastle |
6 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 5 | -1 | 6 |
| 16 |  Aston Villa
|
6 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 6 | -2 | 6 |
| 17 |  Nottm
Forest |
6 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 10 | -5 | 5 |
| 18 |  Burnley |
6 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 6 | 14 | -7 | 4 |
| 19 |  West Ham |
6 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 6 | 14 | -8 | 4 |
| 20 |  Wolves |
6 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 4 | 13 | -9 | 1 |